What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What words make the best athletes?
Shoutout to my grandma!