What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A toll-house road.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?