What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What sports are both plant-based?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What game does pasta always play at recess?