My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?