Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?