What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did March say to the madness?
Which family member is always relieved?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?