Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What game do mice love to play?
What day never takes itself seriously?