What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What horn never makes a sound?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do surfers go to school?