What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What makes pirates such good singers?