What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?