Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you organize a space party?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?