Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
