Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?