Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?