Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What animals make the best students?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the frog starve?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?