What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are sandals so indecisive?