Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?