Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the cat so small?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?