Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where would you find an elephant?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?