Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How can you farm during the winter?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?