Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do math teachers eat?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?