Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do fairies always drink?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the tree get lost?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?