What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What car can't keep a secret?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where does cheese invest its money?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?