What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do crabs never give to charity?