When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do fish use for glasses?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?