How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which insect is the smartest?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do bees buzz?
Why is summer always sad?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?