What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?