What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What do mice do when they're at home?
What games do ants play with elephants?
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Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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Why was the bunny upset?
How does a taco bless the table?