What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?