What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Where do horses reside?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who invented fractions?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How long do chickens work?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?