Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where does water do all its banking?
When do mice play every day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How is cat food sold?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?