How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?