How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?