What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do hurricanes see?