What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?