What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?