What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which bird would make a great farmer?