Someone stole my mood ring!
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?