What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?