How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?