Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?