What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?