What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What day is your mom always right?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What does a dog say before eating?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?