What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.