What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts always single?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?