Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?