Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?