Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What animal loves a baseball game?