Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?