Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which subject has two parts?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?