Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?