What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What birds always travel in twos?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?