Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?