What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the most masculine animal?