What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are cars magic?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?