Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which family member is always relieved?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?