Why do two skunks argue?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are boxers good comedians?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What games do ants play with elephants?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do cats love to work?