Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do you wash a lamb?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?