What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is blue and not heavy?