What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?