Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do mice need oiling?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What bird is always sad?