Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?