If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which bug is related to you?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?