What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?