How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?