Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What condiment has wings?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?