Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What animals love to close envelopes?