Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a forklift?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?