Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a father's favorite flower?