What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the ocean's favorite song?