What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are cars magic?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When should you start writing a book?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?