Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the math book sad?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?