Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do birds threaten one another?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Are baby skunks cute?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where do polar bears vote?