Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the math book sad?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?