What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who invented fractions?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
When does a horse talk?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.