Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?