What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?