How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does a panda ghost say?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do cows say on NYE?