My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did one firefly say to the other?