How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?