Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?