What table can you never sit at?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"