Why was the spider so smart?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?