My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a singing rodent?