What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?