What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?