Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?