Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?