What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are winter days great?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which is the worst season?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What tea do footballers drink?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?