What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When should baseball players wear armor?