What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a bee's favorite novel?