Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What animal always goes to heaven?
We had a discussion about roses.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you make antifreeze?