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What's E.T. short for?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
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What do stars celebrate in December?
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What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?