How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?