Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which fly makes films?
Which hot drink loves golf?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?