What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How are mountains able to see?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?