What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?