What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a fly without wings?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?