What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do pigs tell jokes?