What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do insects learn at school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?