What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?