What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?