What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the emptiest holiday?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?