Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do termites go camping?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you make a bandstand?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.