What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do rhinos charge?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you organize a space party?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's E.T. short for?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do all the planets get along?