Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?