Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How do you arrest a pig?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?