What do an English major and a football player have in common?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?