What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?