Why is spring the oddest season?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's E.T. short for?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?