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What type of birds stay together forever?
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What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
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Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?