What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?