What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How does the sun listen to music?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?