Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you measure a millennial?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Do you have the best ceiling?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?