Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the tallest building in the world?