What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call an animal pop star?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?