What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?