What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?