What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?