What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of computers do horses use?