What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are stones so good at music?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why can you never find the number nine?