What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do moms make good vintners?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?