What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
What animal floats best?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the fish so smart?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?