What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?