How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?