Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
When do flowers get their workout in?