What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?