What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the fish blush?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?