What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How did the pirate call his mother?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?