What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where does laundry go to college?
Do dads always snore?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What animal loves Indian food?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?