What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal always goes to heaven?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?