What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?