Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?