What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?