What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you give a sick pig?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?