Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?